Harry Potter

You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter.
You say Robert Pattinson,
I say Daniel Radcliffe.
You say vampires,
I say wizards.
You say Bella,
I say Hermione.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Remus Lupin.
You say the Volturi,
I say Lord Voldemort.
You say Stephenie Meyer,
I say J.K. Rowling.
You say Renesmee, half-blood vampire,
I say Severus Snape, Half-Blood Prince.
You say Forks,
I say Hogwarts.
You call me weird,
I call you a Blast-Ended Skrewt!
You say Harry Potter sucks,
I say Avada Kedavra, bitch!